Timberstar's Ass

Timberstar's ass is the ass of ShadowClan's current leader, Timberstar.

Timberstar is a sleek-furred, muscular, large brown tabby tom with cream colored muzzle, belly, and legs, and green eyes. There a various scars on his body and face. His ass is similar, except much shinier and without any scarring. Timberstar's ass also does not have green eyes because it doesn't have any eyes.

Crowdream, ShadowClan's medicine cat, once describe this ass as being "Juicy AF." This is yet to be tested in a laboratory setting, however.

Some subcultures worship Timberstar's ass as a grand deity who is associated with blessing crops, raising children, and having a good time at furry conventions. Sacrifices made to Timberstar's ass are rare but when they occur they are always on a full moon (*wink*).

When asked about his glorious ass, Timberstar replied that he wants "everyone to stop talking about [his ass] as if it's a separate person." He also made sure to remind everyone that he poops from there.